crazyfunnytrickyWhen is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
funnyWhat did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?
funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
funnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
funnyWhy is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
funnycrazyWhat do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
