funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
funnyWhat is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
