What did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!cleancrazyfunny
How far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!cleancrazyfunny
What do computer programmers sing in the shower?
What fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.crazyfunnyshort
When does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.cleancrazyfunnyshort
Jason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.crazyfunnyshort
Why are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.crazyshort
What is red but it smells like a blue paint?
What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until you are spooken too.crazyfunnyshort
What do little ghosts kids eat for dinner?