# Riddle #80

## Butter out of the window

Why did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
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## Teddy bears

Teddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
Stuffed.
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## House's dresses

What clothes does a house wear?
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## A Panda Bear

A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant.After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter.He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?
When they looked up the word "Panda" in the dictionary, it stated, "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves."
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## British Potato

When does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
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## Old man and three sons

An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to. He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room. The first man bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room. The second bought some sticks, but they still did not fill the room. The third man bought two things that filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that the man bought?
The wise son bought a candle and a box of matches. After lighting the candle, the light filled the entire room.
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## Attracted to people

Why are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
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## Black dog

A black dog stands in the middle of an intersection in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?
It was daylight.
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## The difference between a dog and a basketball player

What's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
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## Greatest invention ever?

There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
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