## The more you take away

The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?
Hole.
75.86 %

## How much dirt

How much dirt would be in a hole 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide that has been dug with a square edged shovel?
None. No matter how big a hole is, it's still a hole: the absence of dirt. And those of you who said 36 cubic feet are wrong for another reason, too. You would have needed the length measurement too. So you don't even know how much air is in the hole.
73.64 %

## Golfing with two pairs of pants

Why did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case I get a hole in 1.
70.83 %

## Pants pocket

How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.
68.97 %

## Digging a hole

If it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
68.44 %
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## Cross an elephant and a kangaroo

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
66.27 %