cleanlogicwhat am IpoemsYou bury me when I am alive,
and dig me up when I die.
What am I?
A plant.
cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
cleansimpleWhat has hands but can not clap?
A clock.
cleanwhat am IsimpleTake off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
An onion.
cleanThe more it dries, the wetter it gets. What is it?
A towel.
funnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
logicWhat has many keys but can't open any doors?
Piano.
cleanfunnyWhy do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
logicIn the final stretch of a road race, you pass the 2nd-place runner right before crossing the finish line. What place do you finish in?
You finish in second place. You would have had to pass the first place racer to have finished in first place.
cleansimpleWhat can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?
Your right hand.
