what am I
Turn me on my side and I am everything. Cut me in half and I am nothing. What am I?
The number 8. On it's side is infinity, cut the symbol in half, you get two zeros.short
Every time you stand up, you lose this. What is it?
A girl was ten on her last birthday, and will be twelve on her next birthday. How is this possible?
Today is her 11th Birthday.funny
Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!cleanlogicmathshort
How many sides does a circle have?
Two. The inside and the outside.dirty
A man murders his wife with a knife in their car. Nobody is around to see this. He throws her out of the car being careful not to leave any fingerprints on her body. Next he throws the knife off of a cliff into a gorge where it will never be found and he goes home. An hour later the police call him and tell him that his wife has been murdered and he needs to come to the scene of the crime immediately. As soon as he arrives, he is arrested.
He never ask the cop where the scene of the crime was so they knew that he had murdered his wife.cleanlogic
Find words to fit the clues, all the words end in the same three letters.
_ _ _ _ _ _ Eat quickly
_ _ _ _ _ _ Unverified story
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ An outline
Devour, rumour and contour.animalmath
As I was going to the mall I met a man with seven wives, Each wive held two bags, Each bag held a mother cat, Each mother cat had six babies,
How many people were going to the mall?
Just one.logicwhat am I
A slender body, a tiny eye, no matter what happens, I never cry. What am I?
Sewing neddle.cleanshortwho am I
I build bridges of silver and crowns of gold. Who am I?
The answer is dentist.