If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
See also best riddles or new riddles.animalfunnyshort
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.funnyshort
What goes up when rain comes down?
What do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
In a major league baseball game, a pitcher faced only 27 batters. Every batter he faced, he struck out. He allowed no hits and no runs, yet his team lost 4-0. How could this be?
He came in as a relief pitcher in the top of first winning with no outs after the dork starting pitcher had already given up four runs!animalcleanfunnyshort
Why did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.animalcleanfunnyshort
What is a lion’s favorite state?
What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.funnyshort
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.