There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
What can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
How can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
Why do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
What kind of ties can't you wear?
Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.