cleverfunnysimpleWhat goes on increasing every second but never decreases?
Your age
punnyclevercleanfunnyWhat has three letters and starts with gas?
A car.
crazyfunnytrickyWhy do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
