crazyfunnytrickyWhy do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
funnytrickyWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
lovefunnyWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
