cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
lovefunnyWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
