funnycrazyWhy is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
funnyWhy does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
funnyBuy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
funnyWhat's three stories tall and moves at 15 mph through the jungle?
A giraffe on roller blades.
funnyWhat do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
