punnyclevercleanfunnyWhat has three letters and starts with gas?
A car.
cleverfunnysimpleWhat goes on increasing every second but never decreases?
Your age
crazyfunnytrickyWhy do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
