cleanfunnysimpleWhat type of bear is toothless?
A gummy bear
crazyfunnytrickyWhy do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnytrickyWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
