What is a song about a car called?
A car tune (cartoon).
Jack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.
How can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
What can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).