punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
funnyBuy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
funnyWhat can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
cleanfunnyWhat did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnyWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
