funnyWhat is a song about a car called?
A car tune (cartoon).
funnyJack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.
funnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
funnyWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
funnystupidHow do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
funnypunnyWhat is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
funnyWhat can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
