funnyThere’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
A turkey.
funnyWhat did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?
funnyWhat sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
funnypunnyWhat do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Stainless steal
funnyWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
funnyWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
funnyJack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
