What happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
Buy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
Why were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
What can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
What did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.