crazyfunnyWhy are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
funnyWhy didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.
funnyIf you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
cleanfunnyWhat did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
