funnytrickyWhat do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.
funnystupidHow do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
funnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
funnypunnyWhat do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Stainless steal
funnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
crazyfunnytrickyWhy do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
funnyBuy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
funnypunnyWhat is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
funnyWhat do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
