cleanfunnylogicA man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
crazyfunnyWhere do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
funnyWhat sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
funnycrazyWhat is the largest living ant in the world?
Antartica.
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
cleanfunnyWhat did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
funnyWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
crazyfunnytrickyWhen is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.