funnyWhat did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?
funnyWhy is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
