funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
lovefunnyWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
cleanfunnylogicA man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
