cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.