cleverfunnysimpleWhat goes on increasing every second but never decreases?
Your age
funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
lovefunnyWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
cleanfunnylogicA man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
cleanfunnyWhy do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
