funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
crazyfunnytrickyWhen is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
