funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
crazyfunnytrickyWhen is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
