funnycrazyWhat is the largest living ant in the world?
Antartica.
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
funnycrazyWhat do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
crazyI live in every part of your body and all commodities are transacted through me! I appear the same, but different!
Cell, Sell.
crazyfunnycleverWhich is the rope you never skip with?
Europe.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Spongebob smartypants.
funnycrazyBy what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
what am IcrazyI have 4 eyes, but I cannot see! What Am I?
Mississippi.
crazystupidWhats a sheep's favorite game?
Baa-dminton.