What is the largest living ant in the world?
I live in every part of your body and all commodities are transacted through me! I appear the same, but different!
What do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?
1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two.
What do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
What do you call a bear without ears?
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender reaches under the bar and brings out a gun and aims it at the man. The man says thank you and leaves. What happened?
The man had the hiccups and the water helped him stop it, and the gun scared him which also help stop his hiccups as well.
Which is the rope you never skip with?