crazyI live in every part of your body and all commodities are transacted through me! I appear the same, but different!
Cell, Sell.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Spongebob smartypants.
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
funnycrazyWhat do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
funnycrazyWhat is the largest living ant in the world?
Antartica.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
crazyA man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?
1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two.
crazyfunnytrickyWhy do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
crazyfunnycleverWhich is the rope you never skip with?
Europe.
