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Cell, Sell.
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If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
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Spongebob smartypants.
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A honey bunny.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy A man came to visit at a convent while the superior mother was out of town. He left before she returned, and was careful to leave nothing behind. The nuns said nothing about his visit, so how did the superior mother figure out that a man had been there?
Because a toilet seat was up.
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The Eggs-celerator.
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A Jumbo Jet.
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BBBBBBBBB.
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It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?
1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two.
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