Which is the rope you never skip with?
What do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
I live in every part of your body and all commodities are transacted through me! I appear the same, but different!
What do you call a bear without ears?
What is the largest living ant in the world?
What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?
1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two.
What do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender reaches under the bar and brings out a gun and aims it at the man. The man says thank you and leaves. What happened?
The man had the hiccups and the water helped him stop it, and the gun scared him which also help stop his hiccups as well.