crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
funnycrazyWhy is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
crazyfunnytrickyWhat do you call a bear without an ear?
A “b”.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
