funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
crazypunnyWhat is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller!
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
funnycrazyWhy is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
crazyfunnyWhat fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
