crazyfunnytrickyHow do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
funnycrazyWhy is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
