Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
Why does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
What is a cheerleaders favorite color?
What clothes does a house wear?
Why is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
What's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
What is a fish without an eye?
What fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.