Which reindeer loves to go to outer space?
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
What clothes does a house wear?
What do you call a bear without an ear?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
What fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
What is a fish without an eye?