Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
What clothes does a house wear?
What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
Why is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
What do you call a bear without an ear?
What is a fish without an eye?