funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
