crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
crazyfunnyWhat fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
