What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
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What is a chicken racing driver's favourite part of the car?
What is a little dog's favorite drink?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
How do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
What is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
When a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Why are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!