punnyWhat's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
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stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
funnypunnyWhat is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
punnyfunnyloveWhat did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
funnypunnyDid you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
punnyfunnyWhat is a sick crocodile?
An ail-ligator.
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
