punnyWhat's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
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funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
cleansimplepunnyA turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Drumstick.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
punnyfunnyIf A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
Plastic explosives
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
punnyfunnyHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
