What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
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How does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
When a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
What is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
What you call a witch at a beach?
What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
What bird can write?
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
What is a chicken racing driver's favourite part of the car?