punnyWhat's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
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funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
punnyfunnyHow do trees access the internet?
They log in.
punnyWhat is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
