punnyWhat's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
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funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
punnystupidWhat is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
Owlgebra
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
punnyfunnyIf A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
Plastic explosives
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
crazyfunnypunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.
