punnyWhat's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
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funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
punnyfunnyHow do trees access the internet?
They log in.
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
punnyfunnyHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
cleansimplepunnyA turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Drumstick.
punnyfunnyIf A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
Plastic explosives
punnyfunnyWhat is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Cheerios.