punnyWhat's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
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punnycrazyWhat is a chicken racing driver's favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
funnypunnyWhat is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
funnypunnyWhy are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
