punnyWhat's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
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punnyfunnyHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
punnyfunnyloveWhat did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
punnyfunnyIf A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
Plastic explosives
