punnyWhat's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
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Mount Rushmore.
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They log in.
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Pupsi-cola.
funnypunnyDid you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.
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In the river bank.
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Plastic explosives
funnypunnyWhat do you call an asian vegatable?
Broco-Lee
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
