punnyWhat's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
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crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
punnyfunnyIf A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
Plastic explosives
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
punnytrickyWhat starts with a 't' ends with a 't' and is full of 't' ?
A teapot.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
punnyfunnyWhat is a sick crocodile?
An ail-ligator.
