punnyWhat's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
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punnysimplecleanWhat's orange and sounds like 'parrot'?
A carrot.
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
punnytrickyWhat starts with a 't' ends with a 't' and is full of 't' ?
A teapot.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
punnycrazyWhat is a chicken racing driver's favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.
