punnyWhat's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
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You're purrr-fect for me!
cleansimplepunnyA turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Drumstick.
funnypunnyDid you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
crazypunnyWhat is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller!
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
punnyfunnyIf A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
Plastic explosives
funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.