punnyWhat's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
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funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
cleansimplepunnyA turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Drumstick.
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
punnyfunnyIf A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
Plastic explosives
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
punnyfunnyHow do trees access the internet?
They log in.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
