punnyWhat's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
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crazyfunnypunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
punnyfunnyHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
funnypunnyWhat is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
funnypunnyWhat do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Stainless steal
