punnyWhat's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
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Yeller!
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Santa Paws.
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A carrot.
cleansimplepunnyA turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Drumstick.
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They log in.
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He presses the paws button.
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
funnypunnyWhat do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Stainless steal
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!