What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
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Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
How do trees access the internet?
They log in.
What is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
How does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
A turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
If A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
What is a Cheerleader's favorite food?