What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
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What's orange and sounds like 'parrot'?
What happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
What starts with a 't' ends with a 't' and is full of 't' ?
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
How do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
What is a chicken racing driver's favourite part of the car?
What bird can write?