Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
How do trees access the internet?
They log in.
What happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
What you call a witch at a beach?
What is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
What is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
What is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
What do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?