funnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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crazyfunnyshortWhy do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
funnylogicA horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.
funnyshortWhat does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
Scrambled eggs.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
(Ice berg-ers!)
cleancrazyfunnyshortJason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
cleanfunnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
cleanfunnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
cleanfunnylogicshortA kind hearted person Mr. Rawat buy packed food at 3$/packet from United states and sells them at 1$/packet at Africa. After some time he becomes a millionaire. How come the guy become millionaire?
He started out as a billionaire, but lost so much money in his good works (by giving to poor people) that he became a millionaire.
cleanfunnyshortwhat am II have no life, but I can die, what am I?
A battery.
