Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
See also best riddles or new riddles.funnyshort
How do rabbits travel?
There are different types of stones available. However, there is one type of stone you cannot find in the ocean! What is that?
A dry stone.funny
What part of London is in Brazil?
Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.cleanfunnylogic
After recent events, Question Mark is annoyed with his brother, Skid Mark. Skid thought it would be funny to hide Question's wallet. He told Question that he would get it back if he finds it. So, first off, Skid laid five colored keys in a row. One of them is a key to a room where Skid is hiding Question's wallet. Using the clues, can you determine the order of the keys and which is the right key?
Red: This key is somewhere to the left of the key to the door.
Blue: This key is not at one of the ends.
Green: This key is three spaces away from the key to the door (2 between).
Yellow: This key is next to the key to the door. Orange: This key is in the middle.
The order (from left to right) is Green, Red,Orange, Blue, Yellow. The blue key is the key to the door.funnylogic
A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot.
How can this be?
The parrot was deaf.cleanfunnylogicshort
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.animalcleanfunnyshort
What animal do you think is the best at baseball?
Why did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.funnyshort
How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.