Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
What does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
cleanwhat am Ipoems
I am a white box having no key or any lid.
Yet there is a golden treasure inside it.
What Am I ?
What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An egg has to fall 100 feet, but it can't break upon landing (or in the air). Its fall can't be slowed down, nor can its landing be cushioned in any way. How is it done?
Drop it from more than 100 feet high. It won't break for the first 100 feet.
cleanwhat am Isimple
A container without hinges, lock or a key, yet a golden treasure lies inside me. What am I?
I have 6 eggs, I broke 2 eggs, fried 2 eggs, and ate 2 eggs. How many eggs do I have left?
4 eggs are left. The two broken eggs were then fried and later eaten.