Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
See also best riddles or new riddles.crazyfunnyshort
Why are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.crazyfunnylogicshort
What's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.cleancrazyfunny
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender reaches under the bar and brings out a gun and aims it at the man. The man says thank you and leaves. What happened?
The man had the hiccups and the water helped him stop it, and the gun scared him which also help stop his hiccups as well.crazyfunnyshort
What do you call a great dog detective?
What is a frog's favorite game?
Which is the rope you never skip with?
What fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.crazyfunnyshort
Why is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.crazyfunnyshort
What two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.animalcrazyfunny
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.