Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender reaches under the bar and brings out a gun and aims it at the man. The man says thank you and leaves. What happened?
The man had the hiccups and the water helped him stop it, and the gun scared him which also help stop his hiccups as well.crazyfunnyshort
What do you call a great dog detective?
What is a frog's favorite game?
What fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.crazyfunnyshort
What two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.animalcrazyfunny
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.crazyfunnyshort
A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn’t the lemon?
Because it was yellow.crazyfunnyshort
I am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
What do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?