Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
See also best riddles or new riddles.crazyfunnyshort
A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn’t the lemon?
Because it was yellow.crazyfunnyshort
Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.animalcrazyfunnyshort
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
When is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.cleancrazyfunny
How far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!crazyfunnyshort
When does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.crazyfunnyshort
Which is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.crazyfunnyshort
Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.animalcrazyfunnyshort
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.