## Nobody can ever eat it

You always serve it, but nobody can ever eat it. What is that?
A tennis ball.
74.40 %
funny

## Like a football player

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
74.08 %

## Possession of the team

Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball?
Baseball.
73.74 %

## What tea do hockey players drink

What tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
72.70 %

## Predicting the score of the football game

Joe bets Tony \$100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
72.60 %

## Breaking the record in the Olympics

During the Summer Olympics, a fellow competed in the long jump and out-jumped everybody. He didn't just win the event, he actually broke the world record held for that event. Nobody broke his record for the remainder of the Olympics, and still today his name is in the record books. However, even though he holds the world record, he never received a medal in the long jump. How did he manage to do so well, but not receive a medal?
He was competing in the decathlon. He won the long jump event, but didn't perform very well in the other events. He lost the decathlon, so he didn't receive any medals (even though he hold the world record for long jump).
72.45 %

## Mick and John

Mick and John were in a 100 meter race. When Mick crossed the finish line, John was only at the 90 meter mark. Mick suggested they run another race. This time, Mick would start ten meters behind the starting line. All other things being equal, will John win, lose, or will it be a tie in the second race?
John will lose again. In the second race, Mick started ten meters back. By the time John reaches the 90 meter mark, Mick will have caught up him. Therefore, the final ten meters will belong to the faster of the two. Since Mick is faster than John, he will win the final 10 meters and of course the race.
72.22 %

## Golfing with two pairs of pants

Why did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case I get a hole in 1.
70.83 %