cleanfunnyshortWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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funnyshortWhat do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
cleanshortwhat am II weigh almost nothing. I am lighter than air. But even the strongest man in the world cannot lift me. What Am I?
Bubble.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is a song about a car called?
A car tune (cartoon).
cleanfunnylogicA blind man walks into a hardware store to buy a hammer. There are hammers hanging behind the front desk, but obviously the blind man isn't able to see them. And yet a few minutes later, he happily walks out of the store, having just purchased a new hammer.
How did he do it?
He walks up the the front desk where the clerk is working and says "I'd like to buy a hammer."
animalcleanpoemsshortBranches grow on its head; it wears spotted clothes. Not a donkey of a horse, it runs like the wind.
Deer.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
animalcleanshortA turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Drumstick.
cleanshortLarge as a mountain, small as a pea,
Endlessly swimming in a waterless sea.
Asteroids.
funnyshortWhat's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
