funny Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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clean funny What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
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A toothless squirrel.
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A fruit fly.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny Dracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky A woman depended on a public telephone to make her calls, but it was usually out of order. Each day she reported this to the phone company, but nothing was done. Finally she came up with a fib that she told the phone company. The phone was fixed the next day. What did she tell them?
She told them that people were making calls without having to pay.
Show me the answer Share riddle tricky funny The red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Washington, DC.
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I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
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A trombone.
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Leapfrog.
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