funny Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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funny crazy Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny What does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
Scrambled eggs.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny punny Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny simple Some months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
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She wanted to be on time.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny logic A kind hearted person Mr. Rawat buy packed food at 3$/packet from United states and sells them at 1$/packet at Africa.
After some time he becomes a millionaire.
How come the guy become millionaire?
He started out as a billionaire, but lost so much money in his good works (by giving to poor people) that he became a millionaire.
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Long time no sea.
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A wet towel.
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The turkey because it is always stuffed.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny stupid A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
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