funny Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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crazy funny Why is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny simple Some months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky If it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny simple tricky A clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny stupid What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky How can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
Show me the answer Share riddle tricky funny It is a city that has no people! What is that?
Electricity.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny tricky A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."
The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny love Why did the man ask his wife for a map?
Because he got lost in her eyes.
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