Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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What is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
There’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
What is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
What is common between a dog and a tree?
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
What happened when wheel was invented?
It caused a revolution.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
A horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.