cleanfunnyshortWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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cleanfunnyshortWhat do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
cleanfunnyprobabilityThere was once a college that offered a class on probability applied to the real world.
The class was relatively easy, but there was a catch.
There were no homework assignments or tests, but there was a final exam that would have only one question on it.
When everyone received the test it was a blank sheet of paper with a solitary question on it: "What is risk?"
Most students were able to pass, but only one student received 100% for the class!
Even stranger was that he only wrote down one word!
What did he write?
He, brilliant student, wrote down: "This".
cleanlogicshortHow could the cowboy travel on friday, then sleep two days and then travel back home on friday.
If the horse was named Friday.
funnyshortWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
cleanshortwhat am ILook at me. I can bring a smile to your face, a tear to your eye, or even a thought to your mind. But, I can't be seen. What am I?
Memories.
animalcleanshortI had no father, only a grandfather. I shall bear no sons, only daughters. What am I?
A bee.
crazyfunnyshortWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
animalcrazyfunnyshortWhat is a frog's favorite game?
Leapfrog.
cleanshortRed through and through, it has no mouth. But it eats many things; it fears water but not wind.
Fire.
