funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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funnyWhy does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
funnycrazyWhat do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
funnyWhat's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
funnytrickyHow many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
funnycrazyWhat do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
crazyfunnycleverWhich is the rope you never skip with?
Europe.
crazyfunnyWhat is a frog's favorite game?
Leapfrog.
punnyfunnyHow do trees access the internet?
They log in.
