funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
funnyWhat part of London is in Brazil?
"L".
funnyWhat sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
funnyloveHow do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
funnycrazyWhat do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
funnycrazySomeone said you sounded like an owl.
Who?
cleanfunnyWhat is the easiest way to double your money?
Put it in front of the mirror of course.
