funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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crazyfunnyWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
funnycrazyBy what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm.
funnyWhat is a song about a car called?
A car tune (cartoon).
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
funnyWhat did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
what am IfunnyI plow and plow, but never sow. What am I?
A pig.
funnyWhat do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
funnyWhich is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
