# Riddle #953

funny

## Like a football player

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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## Halo in the water

Why is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!
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## Tiger in fast food

Why don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
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## When you cross a cow and a lawnmower

What do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
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## Greatest invention ever?

There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
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## Owl joke

Someone said you sounded like an owl.
Who?
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## Fish with an elephant

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
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## Barrel

A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
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## Three coats of paint

Jason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
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## Scientists have proven

Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side than their other side. Some people believe that this is because when cats lay on their side they need insulation from the cold on the floor or ground. Which side of a cat has more hair?
The outside of the cat of course!
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