funny Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
Show me the answer Share riddle Similar riddles See also best riddles or new riddles .
clean funny logic love A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Show me the answer Share riddle funny What can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
Show me the answer Share riddle funny love What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny punny What is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny Why is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny punny Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Show me the answer Share riddle funny What did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?
Show me the answer Share riddle funny What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny What is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny scary What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
Show me the answer Share riddle 