funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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crazyfunnytrickyWhy do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
funnytrickyHow can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
funnyWhat do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
trickyfunnyIt is a city that has no people! What is that?
Electricity.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
cleanfunnywhat am ITake me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
A fan.
trickyfunnyThe red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Washington, DC.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
