funny Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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funny Why is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!
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Because they can't catch it!
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A lawnmooer.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
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Who?
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Swimming trunks.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
Show me the answer Share riddle tricky crazy funny Jason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny what am I Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side than their other side. Some people believe that this is because when cats lay on their side they need insulation from the cold on the floor or ground. Which side of a cat has more hair?
The outside of the cat of course!
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Because it was not peeling well.
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