funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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crazyfunnycleverWhich is the rope you never skip with?
Europe.
funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
funnypunnyWhat is common between a dog and a tree?
The bark.
funnyWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
funnytrickyscaryImagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Quit imagining.
funnytrickycleandirtyWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
funnytrickyIf it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
