funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
funnyWhat's three stories tall and moves at 15 mph through the jungle?
A giraffe on roller blades.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
crazyfunnytrickyWhen is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm.
funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
