## The genie and the wish

General Custer is surrounded by Indians and he's the only cowboy left. He finds an old lamp in front of him and rubs it. Out pops a genie. The genie grants Custer one wish, with a catch. He says, "Whatever you wish for, each Indian will get two of the same thing." Custer ponders a while and thinks:"If I get a bow and arrow they get two. If I get a rifle they get two!" He then rubs the bottle again and out pops the genie. "Well," the genie asks "have you made up your mind?" What did Custer ask for to help him get away?
One glass eye.
71.06 %

## It's 7:00 am and there is a sudden knock on the door

It's 7:00 am. You are asleep and there is a sudden knock on the door. Behind the door are your parents, who came to have breakfast. In your fridge: bread, pasteurised milk, juice, and a jar of jam. What will you open first?
69.82 %

## What am I?

I am pronounced as a one letter alphabet. I am written with three letters. I am complete with just two letters. I am double. I am blue I am black I am brown I am gray I am yellow and I am green. I can read from both ends. I appear the same every way! What am I?
Eye.
69.73 %

## Body part

What body part is pronounced as one letter but written with three, only two different letters are used?
Eye.
69.06 %

## Pronounced as one letter

Pronounced as one letter, And written with three, Two letters there are, And two only in me. I’m double, I’m single, I’m black blue and gray, I’m read from both ends, And the same either way.
Eye.
68.90 %
logic

## Not a snake

What has an eye but can not see?
A needle.
68.56 %
funny

## Healty carrots

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
67.51 %

## I have billions of eyes

I have billions of eyes, yet i live in darkness. I have millions of ears, yet only four lobes. I have no muscle, yet i rule two hemispheres. What am I?
I am the human brain. The brain has billions of optic and auditory nerves, four lobes and two hemispheres, and is an organ of the human body.
64.49 %

## A map

Why did the man ask his wife for a map?
Because he got lost in her eyes.
58.20 %