cleanfunnyWhy do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
cleanfunnyWhat is the largest ant in the world?
Elephant.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
funnycrazyWhat do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
what am IsimplecleanI'm very, very big.
I like to eat peanuts and hay.
I have four legs and two big ears.
My long nose is called a trunk.
I am an...
Elephant.
funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI have a face like a tree and skin like the sea. A great beast I am, yet small vermin frighten me. What am I?
An elephant.
funnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Mashed potatoes.
