What can be as big as an elephant but weigh nothing?
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
What is the largest ant in the world?
Why do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
What do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they'd look silly with handbags.
what am Isimpleclean
I'm very, very big.
I like to eat peanuts and hay.
I have four legs and two big ears.
My long nose is called a trunk.
I am an...