Why do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
What is the largest ant in the world?
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
what am Isimpleclean
I'm very, very big.
I like to eat peanuts and hay.
I have four legs and two big ears.
My long nose is called a trunk.
I am an...
What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they'd look silly with handbags.
What do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.