If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
What is a little dog's favorite drink?
What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
What is a cheerleaders favorite color?
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
What is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
What is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
What is a sick crocodile?