What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
A turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
What do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What is a cheerleaders favorite color?
What is common between a dog and a tree?