funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
punnyWhat's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
funnypunnyWhat do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Stainless steal
punnysimplecleanWhat's orange and sounds like 'parrot'?
A carrot.
