funnypunnyWhat is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
funnypunnyWhat do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Stainless steal
funnypunnyWhy are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
funnypunnyDid you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
