crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
crazypunnyWhat is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller!
funnypunnyWhy are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
punnyfunnyIf A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
Plastic explosives
punnyWhat is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire
