funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
funnypunnyDid you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
funnypunnyWhy are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
punnystupidWhat is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
Owlgebra
punnyfunnyloveWhat did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
punnytrickyWhat starts with a 't' ends with a 't' and is full of 't' ?
A teapot.
