punnyfunnyloveWhat did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
funnypunnyWhy are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
punnyWhat is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire
punnyfunnyIf A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
Plastic explosives
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
funnypunnyWhat do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Stainless steal
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
