Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
What do you call an asian vegatable?
What kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
How do trees access the internet?
They log in.
Where did the sheep go on vacation?
Why are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
When a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
What is the softest nut in the entire world?
What is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.