crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
funnypunnyWhy are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
punnytrickyWhat starts with a 't' ends with a 't' and is full of 't' ?
A teapot.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
punnyfunnyHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
funnypunnyDid you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.