funnypunnyWhy are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
punnytrickyWhat starts with a 't' ends with a 't' and is full of 't' ?
A teapot.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
punnyfunnyHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
funnypunnyDid you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.