What is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
What do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Why are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
What bird can write?
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
How do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
When a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).