What is the softest nut in the entire world?
What do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
What is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
Where did the sheep go on vacation?
When a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
What is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Why are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
If A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
What is the richest kind of air?