Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
What you call a witch at a beach?
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
What starts with a 't' ends with a 't' and is full of 't' ?
How do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
What kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Why are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
What is a Owl's favourite subject at school?