funnypunnyDid you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.
punnyfunnyloveWhat did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
funnypunnyWhat do you call an asian vegatable?
Broco-Lee
funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
punnyfunnyHow do trees access the internet?
They log in.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
funnypunnyWhy are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
