punnyfunnyWhat is a sick crocodile?
An ail-ligator.
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funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
punnyfunnyHow do trees access the internet?
They log in.
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
punnyfunnyWhat is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Cheerios.
funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
