punnyfunnyWhat is a sick crocodile?
An ail-ligator.
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punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
punnyfunnyWhat is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Cheerios.
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
