punnyfunnyWhat is a sick crocodile?
An ail-ligator.
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Cheerios.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
funnypunnyWhat is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
funnypunnyWhat is common between a dog and a tree?
The bark.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
punnyfunnyIf A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
Plastic explosives
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
