What do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
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Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
How do trees access the internet?
They log in.
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
What you call a witch at a beach?
What is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
What happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
What is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
What is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?