What do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
See also best riddles or new riddles.animalfunny
What always sleeps with his shoes on?
You always serve it, but nobody can ever eat it. What is that?
A tennis ball.animalfunny
What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.cleanfunny
What did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.cleanfunny
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.cleanfunnyshort
What is a song about a car called?
A car tune (cartoon).cleanfunnylogic
A blind man walks into a hardware store to buy a hammer. There are hammers hanging behind the front desk, but obviously the blind man isn't able to see them. And yet a few minutes later, he happily walks out of the store, having just purchased a new hammer.
How did he do it?
He walks up the the front desk where the clerk is working and says "I'd like to buy a hammer."animalcleanpoemsshort
Branches grow on its head; it wears spotted clothes. Not a donkey of a horse, it runs like the wind.
What is a tree's favorite drink?