What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
What animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
What is common between a dog and a tree?
What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
What is a little dog's favorite drink?
What kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
What is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?