funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
punnyfunnyHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
cleanpoemswhat am IsimpleTo you, rude would I never be,
Though I flag my tongue for all to see.
What am I?
A dog.
cleansimplelogicI have four legs.
I am a pet.
I hate cats.
I bark.
I am a dog.
