What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
See also best riddles or new riddles.animalfunny
What's orange and sounds like 'parrot'?
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Whats a sheep's favorite game?
What is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.funnyshort
What goes up when rain comes down?
What has a ring but no finger?
A telephone. animalcleanshort
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.crazyfunnyshort
What do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
In a major league baseball game, a pitcher faced only 27 batters. Every batter he faced, he struck out. He allowed no hits and no runs, yet his team lost 4-0. How could this be?
He came in as a relief pitcher in the top of first winning with no outs after the dork starting pitcher had already given up four runs!