animalfunnyshortWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
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animalfunnyWhat's orange and sounds like 'parrot'?
A carrot.
animalfunnyshortWhat sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
animalcleanshortWhats a sheep's favorite game?
Baa-dminton.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
funnyshortWhat goes up when rain comes down?
An umbrella.
funnyshortWhat has a ring but no finger?
A telephone.
animalcleanshortWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
funnyshortWhat did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
crazyfunnyshortWhat do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Spongebob smartypants.
cleanfunnyshort In a major league baseball game, a pitcher faced only 27 batters. Every batter he faced, he struck out. He allowed no hits and no runs, yet his team lost 4-0. How could this be?
He came in as a relief pitcher in the top of first winning with no outs after the dork starting pitcher had already given up four runs!
