funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
punnyfunnyWhat is a sick crocodile?
An ail-ligator.
trickysimpleIf you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?
Nothing. There are no alligators in the ocean.
cleansimpleNever trust this fellow’s grin. His teeth are sharp and course, his blood’s as cold as icicles, and he’ll show no remorse! What is it?
A crocodile.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI live in lakes and rivers.
I eat fish and birds.
I have four legs and a long tail.
I have lots of pretty teeth.
I am a...
Crocodile.
logicwho am IsimplecleanI eat other animals.
I have a big mouth.
I am green.
I live in the water.
Who am I?
I am a crocodile.
