punnyfunnyWhat is a sick crocodile?
An ail-ligator.
cleansimpleNever trust this fellow’s grin. His teeth are sharp and course, his blood’s as cold as icicles, and he’ll show no remorse! What is it?
A crocodile.
funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
trickysimpleIf you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?
Nothing. There are no alligators in the ocean.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI live in lakes and rivers.
I eat fish and birds.
I have four legs and a long tail.
I have lots of pretty teeth.
I am a...
Crocodile.
logicwho am IsimplecleanI eat other animals.
I have a big mouth.
I am green.
I live in the water.
Who am I?
I am a crocodile.
