funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
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crazyfunnytrickyHow do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
funnyWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
cleanfunnylogicYou leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
cleanfunnyWhat does a house wear?
Ad-dress.
funnypunnyWhat is common between a dog and a tree?
The bark.
funnyWhat animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
funnytrickyWho is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
The baby, because he is a little bigger.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
