funny What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
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funny There is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
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Bugs bunny.
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Stuffed.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny what am I Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side than their other side. Some people believe that this is because when cats lay on their side they need insulation from the cold on the floor or ground. Which side of a cat has more hair?
The outside of the cat of course!
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny tricky You are in a cold house in the winter.
It is dark.
You have one match.
There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove.
Which do you light first?
The match.
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It has two banks.
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By hareplane.
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It's time to go to sweep.
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It was love at first bite.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
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