funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
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cleanfunnysimpleWhy is a river rich?
It has two banks.
stupidfunnyWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
cleanfunnylogicHow can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.
funnyHow do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
funnyWhat happened when wheel was invented?
It caused a revolution.
funnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
funnyWhat does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
Scrambled eggs.
cleanfunnyWhat is the easiest way to double your money?
Put it in front of the mirror of course.
crazyfunnyWhy did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
funnycrazyWhat is the largest living ant in the world?
Antartica.
