What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
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What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
Jason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
What do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
Is an old 50 rupee note worth more than a new one?
Yes of course, 50 rupees are more valuable than 1 rupee.
Your bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
What has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.
Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?