funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
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funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
stupidfunnyWhat is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
funnytrickyHow many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
crazyfunnypunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.
funnyWhat happened when wheel was invented?
It caused a revolution.
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
funnysimpletrickyA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
