A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!cleanfunnylove
What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.cleanloveshort
What is invisible and makes people suffer from symptoms like sweating and nausea, yet people can’t survive without it?
Love.cleanloveshortwhat am I
When I look at her, she smiles at me. When I wink at her, she winks at me. When I kiss her, she kisses me back. When I say I love you, she says it back. Who am I?
Your own reflection in the mirror.cleanloveshort
He has married many but has never been married . Who is he?
Where does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.cleanfunnylove
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.cleanloveshort
Why did the man ask his wife for a map?
Because he got lost in her eyes.cleanlove
What three words are said too much, yet not enough?
I love you.cleanloveshort
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand.