Love riddles

cleanfunnylogiclove

Love triangle

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
84.71 %
72 votes

cleanloveshortwhat am I

When I...

When I look at her, she smiles at me. When I wink at her, she winks at me. When I kiss her, she kisses me back. When I say I love you, she says it back. Who am I?
Your own reflection in the mirror.
83.45 %
42 votes

cleanfunnylove

Valentine card

What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
87.54 %
33 votes

cleanloveshort

A map

Why did the man ask his wife for a map?
Because he got lost in her eyes.
92.67 %
34 votes

cleanlove

Three words

What three words are said too much, yet not enough?
I love you.
90.47 %
44 votes

cleanloveshort

An octupus

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand.
93.05 %
36 votes

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