cleanfunnylogicloveA doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
cleanfunnyloveWhat happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
cleanloveshortWhat is invisible and makes people suffer from symptoms like sweating and nausea, yet people can’t survive without it?
Love.
cleanloveshortwhat am IWhen I look at her, she smiles at me. When I wink at her, she winks at me. When I kiss her, she kisses me back. When I say I love you, she says it back. Who am I?
Your own reflection in the mirror.
cleanloveshortHe has married many but has never been married . Who is he?
A priest.
cleanfunnyloveshortWhere does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.
cleanfunnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
cleanloveshortWhy did the man ask his wife for a map?
Because he got lost in her eyes.
cleanloveWhat three words are said too much, yet not enough?
I love you.
cleanloveshortWhat did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand.
