You are driving a car on one big stormy night. You pass a bus station. There are three people who are waiting for the bus: One old sick lady who is dying, One doctor who saved your life before, and one lady who is someone you have been dreaming to be with. You can only take one passenger, which one will you choose?
Give the car key to the doctor, let the doctor take the old lady to the hospital and stay to wait for the bus with the lady of your dreams!
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How do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else. cleanfunnyloveshort
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.cleanfunnylove
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.cleanfunnyloveshort
Where does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.cleanfunnylogiclove
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!cleanfunnylove
What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.animalfunnyshort
It’s Valentine’s Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants.crazyfunnyshort
Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.love
It caused the destruction of Troy,
The worst of tragedies
And numerous maladies
Yet it is chased, desired and fought for
What is it?