You are driving a car on one big stormy night. You pass a bus station. There are three people who are waiting for the bus: One old sick lady who is dying, One doctor who saved your life before, and one lady who is someone you have been dreaming to be with. You can only take one passenger, which one will you choose?
Give the car key to the doctor, let the doctor take the old lady to the hospital and stay to wait for the bus with the lady of your dreams!
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What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.cleanfunnyloveshort
How do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else. cleanfunnyloveshort
Where does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.cleanfunnylove
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.cleanfunnylogiclove
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!cleanfunnylove
What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.animalcleanfunnyshort
What is a horse’s favorite sport?
What did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?animalcleanfunny
What is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.