Which is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?
There was the father, his son, and his son's son. This equals 2 fathers and 2 sons for a total of 3!
Why is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
What fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
Romeo and Juliet are found dead in a small puddle of water, surrounded by broken glass. The apartment building they are found in is located next to the city's main train station. How did they die?
Romeo and Juliet are fish. A passing train rattled the shelf their tank was sitting on and knocked it off of the shelf. The tank broke and the fish died from being out of the water.
Why does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
Alive as you but without breath,
As cold in my life as in my death;
Never a thirst though I always drink,
Dressed in a mail but never a clink.
What is a fish without an eye?
what am Isimpleclean
I live in a bowl.
I can swim.
I have a tail.
I also have fins and big eyes.
I am a...