Riddle #413

There is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?

Why did the man ask his wife for a map?

What did the beach say when the tide came in?

What do little trees say on Halloween?

What animal do you think is the best at baseball?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

A woman depended on a public telephone to make her calls, but it was usually out of order. Each day she reported this to the phone company, but nothing was done. Finally she came up with a fib that she told the phone company. The phone was fixed the next day. What did she tell them?

The red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?

What kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?

What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?

What do little ghosts kids eat for dinner?