funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
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funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
funnytrickyHow many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
cleanfunnylogicA man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
cleanfunnyWhat is the easiest way to double your money?
Put it in front of the mirror of course.
funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
funnyWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
funnytrickyWho is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
The baby, because he is a little bigger.
funnycrazyBy what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
crazyfunnyWhat two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.
