funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
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funnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
funnytrickyHow can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
cleanfunnyWhat starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
funnyloveHow do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
QT.
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
funnyWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
punnyfunnyHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
trickyfunnyWhat does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens.
