funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
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funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Spongebob smartypants.
funnyWhat do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
funnylogictrickyA horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.
funnyWhat has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
funnytrickyWhat do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.
funnytrickycleverWhy don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
crazyfunnyWhen does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
