There is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
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How do trees access the internet?
They log in.
What did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
A public library suddenly announced that each member could borrow an unlimited number of books and not return them for up to six months. Why?
The library was moving to a new building, but due to poor budgeting, they had little money left for the move. By giving borrowers extra time, it ensures that the borrowers moved most of the books.
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
Why were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.