funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
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funnytrickyWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
cleanfunnyWhat is the largest ant in the world?
Elephant.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
punnyfunnyloveWhat did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.