funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
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funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
funnycrazyWhy is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
crazyfunnyWhen does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
funnyWhat do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny.
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
funnyWhat do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
trickyfunnyWhat do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
