Riddle #413

There is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?

What did the hat say to the scarf?

A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?

What two keys cannot open any doors?

What animal do you think is the best at baseball?

There was once a college that offered a class on probability applied to the real world. The class was relatively easy, but there was a catch. There were no homework assignments or tests, but there was a final exam that would have only one question on it. When everyone received the test it was a blank sheet of paper with a solitary question on it: "What is risk?" Most students were able to pass, but only one student received 100% for the class! Even stranger was that he only wrote down one word! What did he write?

What is a cat’s favorite breakfast?

Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?

Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?

What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?

Which is the most precious fish?