There is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
See also best riddles or new riddles.funny
What animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
Why is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
When does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What you call a witch at a beach?
Tom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
What do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have?