What do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
See also best riddles or new riddles.cleanshort
What is as light as a feather but even the strongest man in the world can’t hold it for long?
How does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.clean
Whoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
Whoever knows it, wants it not.
They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender reaches under the bar and brings out a gun and aims it at the man. The man says thank you and leaves. What happened?
The man had the hiccups and the water helped him stop it, and the gun scared him which also help stop his hiccups as well.animalcleanshort
I am small.
I can be scary.
I have eight legs.
I spin a web.
I am a spider.cleanlogic
This guy living on the 20th floor in an apartment building got up early each morning to go to work in a downtown store. He always went into the elevator on the 20th floor and rode down to the entrance (1st floor). When he came home he always rode the elevator from the entrance and up to the 8th floor. He walked out of the elevator and walked the stairs up to his apartment on the 20th floor. Why didn't he take the elevator all the way up to his apartment?
This guy is midget and can only reach to the 8th floor button. cleanfunnylogic
A blind man walks into a hardware store to buy a hammer. There are hammers hanging behind the front desk, but obviously the blind man isn't able to see them. And yet a few minutes later, he happily walks out of the store, having just purchased a new hammer.
How did he do it?
He walks up the the front desk where the clerk is working and says "I'd like to buy a hammer."cleanlogicshortwhat am I
I have a bed but I do not sleep.
I have a mouth but I don't eat.
You hear me whisper, but I never talk.
You can see me run, yet I never walk.
What am I?
A river. cleanlogicshort
When will a net hold water?
When the water is frozen.