Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball?
You leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
What animal do you think is the best at baseball?
In a major league baseball game, a pitcher faced only 27 batters. Every batter he faced, he struck out. He allowed no hits and no runs, yet his team lost 4-0. How could this be?
He came in as a relief pitcher in the top of first winning with no outs after the dork starting pitcher had already given up four runs!
What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
Two baseball teams played a game. One team won but no man touched base. How could that be?
They were all girl teams.