funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
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funnytrickycleverWhy don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
funnyloveWhat happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
scaryfunnycrazyWhat do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
funnycrazyWhat's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
funnyloveWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
funnylogictrickyA horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
