funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
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trickyfunnyWhat do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
funnyloveWhat happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
funnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
funnyloveWhats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
funnyWhat has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
funnyHow do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
funnypunnyWhat is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
