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It overswept.
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The living room.
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Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
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Scrambled eggs.
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It's not tied to anything else!
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I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
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Because, people turn them on.
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Mothematics.
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Ten tickles (tentacles).
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A bat.
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Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
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