funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
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stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
cleanfunnysimpleSome months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
funnyloveIt's Valentine's Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
Cupid.
punnyfunnyWhat is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Cheerios.
crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
funnyWhy do bees hum?
Cause they don't know the words.
funnyHow can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.
funnyHow do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?