Why was the broom late?
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If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
How can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.
Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
What is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
What part of London is in Brazil?
Who is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
Whats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.