funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
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stupidfunnytrickyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
funnyHow can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
funnyHow do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
funnyWhat did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
funnyWhy is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
funnyWhat part of London is in Brazil?
"L".
funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
funnyloveWhats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
