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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
Whats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
What has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?