funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
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funnyWhat do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
funnyWhat city has no people?
Electricity.
punnyfunnyHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
funnyWhat has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
funnyWhat is represented by this BrainBat Pattern?
EST EST EST EST
Forest.
funnyWhat do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny.
stupidfunnytrickyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
