funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
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crazyfunnyHow do birds communicate?
On twitter.
funnytrickycleverWhy don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
stupidfunnyWhat is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
crazyfunnyHow many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
funnysimpleWhat has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
punnyfunnyWhat is a sick crocodile?
An ail-ligator.
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!