funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
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funnysimpletrickyA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
funnyWhich part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
The Dead End.
funnyWhat animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
funnyWhy does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
cleanfunnywhat am ITake me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
A fan.
funnycrazyWhat's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
funnyWhat is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.
funnypunnyDid you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
