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It overswept.
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funny What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
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Good eyesight.
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On the river bank.
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One drools, the other dribbles.
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He presses the paws button.
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Because he got lost in her eyes.
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It was love at first bite.
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I have just set foot on Mars.
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Because a toilet seat was up.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny What can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Your temper.
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