Riddle #653

Towel that has fallen in the sea

What do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
77.20 %

The difference between a dog and a basketball player

What's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
80.50 %

A Panda Bear

A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant.After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter.He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?
When they looked up the word "Panda" in the dictionary, it stated, "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves."
80.25 %

The largest living ant in the world

What is the largest living ant in the world?
Antartica.
79.22 %

SpongeBob and Albert Einstein

What do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Spongebob smartypants.
79.18 %

Great dog detective

What do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
78.50 %

The best at baseball

What animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
78.31 %

Little trees

What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
78.13 %

Grandma put wheels on her rocking chair

Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
77.76 %

Dracula and his new girlfriend

You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
77.74 %