Which is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
See also best riddles or new riddles.funnyshort
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.cleanfunnyshort
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.cleanfunnyshort
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.funnyshort
Sam was very busy business man. Suddenly he threw away his expensive watch out of the window. Why?
Because he always felt time was flying and he just wants to see how time flies.animalcleanfunnyshort
How do birds communicate?
What is the easiest way to double your money?
Put it in front of the mirror of course.funnyshort
Why was the broom late?
By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food ?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.cleanfunnyshort
It is a city that has no people! What is that?
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender reaches under the bar and brings out a gun and aims it at the man. The man says thank you and leaves. What happened?
The man had the hiccups and the water helped him stop it, and the gun scared him which also help stop his hiccups as well.