A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. A little while later, they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
She shot her husband with a camera and then developed the photo. cleanshort
I look flat, but I am deep,
Hidden realms I shelter.
Lives I take, but food I offer.
At times I am beautiful.
I can be calm, angry and turbulent.
I have no heart, but offer pleasure as well as death.
No man can own me, yet I encompass what all men must have.
You overhear a man talking to a clerk in a hardware store. The clerk says "One will cost you 12 cents, ten will cost your 24 cents, and one hundred will cost you 36 cents."
What is the man buying?
The man is buying physical numbers to nail to the front of his house. Each number costs 12 cents, and so "1" will cost 12 cents, "10" will cost 24 cents, and "100" will cost 36 cents.crazyfunnyshort
Why are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.cleanfunnyshort
There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls.What is it?
What is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
I am slim and tall, many find me desirable and appealing, they touch me and I give a false good feeling, once I shine in splendor, but only once and then no more, for many I am "to die for".
Why did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.cleanfunny
What kind of flower lives between your mouth amd chin? Two-lips.
How do birds communicate?