funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
cleansimplepunnyA turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Drumstick.
punnysimplecleanWhat's orange and sounds like 'parrot'?
A carrot.
funnypunnyWhat is common between a dog and a tree?
The bark.
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
funnypunnyWhat is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
punnyfunnyIf A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
Plastic explosives
