punnysimplecleanWhat's orange and sounds like 'parrot'?
A carrot.
funnypunnyWhat is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
funnypunnyWhat is common between a dog and a tree?
The bark.
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
cleansimplepunnyA turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Drumstick.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
