cleansimplepunnyA turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Drumstick.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
funnypunnyWhat is common between a dog and a tree?
The bark.
punnysimplecleanWhat's orange and sounds like 'parrot'?
A carrot.
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
funnypunnyWhat is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
