funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
punnysimplecleanWhat's orange and sounds like 'parrot'?
A carrot.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
funnypunnyWhat is common between a dog and a tree?
The bark.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
funnypunnyWhat is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
cleansimplepunnyA turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Drumstick.
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
