funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
cleansimplepunnyA turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Drumstick.
funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
funnypunnyWhat is common between a dog and a tree?
The bark.
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
punnysimplecleanWhat's orange and sounds like 'parrot'?
A carrot.
funnypunnyWhat is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
