What do you call lending money to a bison?
See also best riddles or new riddles.animalfunny
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.animalcleanshort
My antlers tower above my head.
Where I live it’s cold all year.
I can pull a sled or pack a load.
You call me a ?
I have four legs.
I'm very smart and I like to play.
I like to smell things.
I can wag my tail.
I am a..
Elmer Johnson went to the hardware store to make a purchase for his house. He asked the store clerk, "How much will one cost?" The clerk thought for a moment and said, "Three dollars." Elmer Johnson, who looked a little puzzled said, "Well then, how much will twelve cost?" "Six dollars," replied the clerk. Elmer Johnson scratched his head and said, "If I were to purchase two hundred, how much would that cost?" "That," said the clerk, "will cost you nine dollars." What was Elmer Johnson buying?
He was buying house numbers.funnyshort
If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).funnyshort
How can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.funnyshort
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".cleanfunnyshort
What you call a witch at a beach?
Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?