animalfunnyshortWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
Similar riddles
See also best riddles or new riddles.
animalfunnyWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
animalcrazyfunnyWhen is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
crazyfunnyshortWhy did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
funnyshortIs an old 50 rupee note worth more than a new one?
Yes of course, 50 rupees are more valuable than 1 rupee.
funnyshortWhat city has no people?
Electricity.
funnyshortWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
cleanfunnyshortWhat do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
funnyshortWhat do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
cleanfunnyshortWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
animalshortNever trust this fellow’s grin. His teeth are sharp and course, his blood’s as cold as icicles, and he’ll show no remorse! What is it?
A crocodile.
