What goes through towns up hills but never moves?
What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
What is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
What is a song about a car called?
A car tune (cartoon).
Jack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.
How can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).