cleanlogicwhat am IpoemsYou bury me when I am alive,
and dig me up when I die.
What am I?
A plant.
cleansimpleWhat has hands but can not clap?
A clock.
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
cleanloveWhat is invisible and makes people suffer from symptoms like sweating and nausea, yet people can’t survive without it?
Love.
funnyWhat can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
funnyWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
cleanThe more it dries, the wetter it gets. What is it?
A towel.
cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
cleanlogicsimpleMr. Smith has 4 daughters. Each of his daughters has a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
He has 5 children, all of the daughters have the same 1 brother.
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
