cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
cleanwhat am IsimpleThe more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps.
punnyWhat's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
cleansimplelogicWhat has only two words, but thousands of letters?
Post office.
logicIn the final stretch of a road race, you pass the 2nd-place runner right before crossing the finish line. What place do you finish in?
You finish in second place. You would have had to pass the first place racer to have finished in first place.
lovefunnyWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
cleanIt always goes up and never ever comes down! What is that?
There are two answers - your age and your height.
cleanWhat kind of ties can you never wear?
Railroad ties.
logicwhat am IsimpleThe more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?
Hole.
