funnyThere’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
A turkey.
crazyA man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?
1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two.
cleansimpleWe hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size. What are we?
Words.
funnyWhat did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?
logicmathsimplecleanThe digits 0-9(0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9) can be rearranged into 3628800 distinct 10 digits numbers.
How many of these numbers are prime?
None. The sum of numbers from 0-9(0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9) is 45 and therefore can be divisible by 3 and 9.
logicmathThink of a number. Double it. Add ten. Half it. Take away the number you started with. What is your number?
Your number is 5.
funnysimpletrickyA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
cleansimpleA natural state, I'm sought by all. Go without me and you shall fall. You do me when you spend, and use me when you need to eat to no end.
Balance.
cleanfunnyTeddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
Stuffed.
funnyWhat sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
