funnypunnyWhat is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
funnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
logicmathsimplecleverI know a number which is spelled in an alphabetical order. Do you?
Forty.
funnyJack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.
trickysimplemathThere are 2 ducks in the front, 1 in the middle, and 2 in the back.... How many are there in total?
3 ducks in 3 rows. First in the front, one in the middle and last in the back.
cleanWhat gets shorter when you close your arm?
A sleeve.
cleansimpleWhat is the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
To cover cows.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat is as light as a feather but impossible to hold for several minutes?
Your breath.
logicsimplecleanWhat has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?
A shoe.
