cleansimplelogicWhat has only two words, but thousands of letters?
Post office.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
cleansimplelogicWhat is as light as a feather but even the strongest man in the world can’t hold it for long?
His breath.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat is as light as a feather but impossible to hold for several minutes?
Your breath.
funnyWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat can you catch but not throw?
A cold.
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
cleanfunnylogicA man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
