cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
cleansimplelogicWhat is as light as a feather but even the strongest man in the world can’t hold it for long?
His breath.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat is as light as a feather but impossible to hold for several minutes?
Your breath.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
funnyWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
crazyfunnytrickyWhen is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat can you catch but not throw?
A cold.
