What is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
How can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
I know a number which is spelled in an alphabetical order. Do you?
Jack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.
There are 2 ducks in the front, 1 in the middle, and 2 in the back.... How many are there in total?
3 ducks in 3 rows. First in the front, one in the middle and last in the back.
What gets shorter when you close your arm?
What is the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
To cover cows.
What is as light as a feather but impossible to hold for several minutes?
What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?