funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
funnyThere’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
A turkey.
trickyCan a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
NO since she is a 'widow', the guy's dead!
logicmathFind three positive whole numbers that have the same answer added together or when multiplied together.
1, 2 & 3.
1 x 2 x 3 = 6 and 1 + 2 + 3 = 6
funnyWhat did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?
logicmathThink of a number. Double it. Add ten. Half it. Take away the number you started with. What is your number?
Your number is 5.
simplecleanEvery time you stand up, you lose this. What is it?
Your lap.
logicsimpleHow can one talk without saying a single word?
by writing / using hand symbols
logiccleanCan you punctuate the following, in order to make it a proper English sentence? I said that that that that that man wrote should have been underlined
I said that, "that 'that' that that man wrote should have been underlined."
funnyWhich part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
The Dead End.
