What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
What's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
Re-arrange the letters, O O U S W T D N E J R to spell just one word.
"Just one word".
What do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
Whoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
Whoever knows it, wants it not.
What is a tree's favorite drink?
What is as light as a feather but impossible to hold for several minutes?
Can you arrange four 9's and use of at most 2 math symbols, make the total be 100?
99 / .99
99 + 9/9
What is a worm that does not wriggle?
Why were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.