crazyfunnytrickyWhy do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
logictrickyA hundred feet in the air, but it's back is on the ground. What is it?
A Centipede that turned upside down.
funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat is as light as a feather but impossible to hold for several minutes?
Your breath.
funnyWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
funnyWhat sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
funnyWhat did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?
