funnyWhat's three stories tall and moves at 15 mph through the jungle?
A giraffe on roller blades.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
funnycrazyWhat's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
funnypunnyWhat do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Stainless steal
funnyWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
simplecleancleverWhat king can you make if you take:
the head of a lamb
the middle of a pig
the hind of a buffalo
and the tail of a dragon?
A lion, king of the jungle! (the head of a Lamb, the middle of a pIg, the hind of a buffalO and the tail of a dragoN)
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
funnyWhat is the major difference between a lighting and electricity?
You don’t need to pay for lightning.
